By Zoe Rodriguez, 2028 The sci-fi novel Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir got a movie adaptation last month. It’s a wonderful and faithful adaptation […]
Make Spring Rolls from Scratch! A Recipe
By Eleanor Chao, 2029 If you’ve ever been curious about how to make spring rolls, here’s one of my favorite recipes to do so. You […]
Israel Strikes Lebanon in Operation Eternal Darkness
By Jana Safieddine and Ayah Rizk, 2027 On April 8th, 2026, the Israeli military carried out the operation of “Eternal Darkness” attacking over 100 areas […]
Local Woman Proves She had a “Fun” Weekend with over 14,000 Photos of Evidence
By Ariel Bronikowski, 2029 Local resident Jessica Pierson just returned from a “fun” weekend trip. She claims “I had the best time ever!” Only the […]
Freshman Boys Collude to All Score a 67 on Recent Physics Quiz
By Tim Dolan, Lookout Advisor In a pattern that defies all odds, every freshman boy in Ms. Hansel’s Physics class scored a 67 on their […]
Millennial Teachers Encourage Student to Cheat “The Old Fashioned Way”
By Tim Dolan, Lookout Advisor After receiving a combined 60 of 61 student essays that were clearly written by Chat GPT, (the remaining essay being […]
730 Days Later: The Costa Rica Crisis Continues
By: Taevy Malone, 2028 Today marks the second year anniversary of the Costa Rica Trip members becoming stranded in Chicago, with still no resolution in […]
Sam Altman Arrested for Theft
By Zoe Rodriguez 2028 Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, has been arrested under accusation of conducting a string of robberies across the country. The specific […]
Student Gambling on Staff Absences Boosts Community and Test Scores
By Tim Dolan, Lookout Advisor Following the success of gambling on non-sports events through prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket, a shadowy group of BHS […]
Previous Teacher Work Experiences
By: Ayah Rizk, 2027 Mrs. Irving While Mrs. Irving spends her time at BHS teaching Geometry and Precalculus, many are unaware of her past job […]