By Ariel Bronikowski, 2029 Local resident Jessica Pierson just returned from a “fun” weekend trip. She claims “I had the best time ever!” Only the […]
Freshman Boys Collude to All Score a 67 on Recent Physics Quiz
By Tim Dolan, Lookout Advisor In a pattern that defies all odds, every freshman boy in Ms. Hansel’s Physics class scored a 67 on their […]
Millennial Teachers Encourage Student to Cheat “The Old Fashioned Way”
By Tim Dolan, Lookout Advisor After receiving a combined 60 of 61 student essays that were clearly written by Chat GPT, (the remaining essay being […]
730 Days Later: The Costa Rica Crisis Continues
By: Taevy Malone, 2028 Today marks the second year anniversary of the Costa Rica Trip members becoming stranded in Chicago, with still no resolution in […]
Sam Altman Arrested for Theft
By Zoe Rodriguez 2028 Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI, has been arrested under accusation of conducting a string of robberies across the country. The specific […]
Student Gambling on Staff Absences Boosts Community and Test Scores
By Tim Dolan, Lookout Advisor Following the success of gambling on non-sports events through prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket, a shadowy group of BHS […]
Previous Teacher Work Experiences
By: Ayah Rizk, 2027 Mrs. Irving While Mrs. Irving spends her time at BHS teaching Geometry and Precalculus, many are unaware of her past job […]
BHS Students Compete in MA State Science Olympiad
Per Heather Kurzman, BHS Science Teacher On Saturday, 13 BHS students attended the MA State Science Olympiad Competition, held at Wentworth Institute of Technology. Teams […]
Euphoria Coffee: A Review
By Zoe Rodriguez, 2028 Euphoria Coffee is a small family business, owned by Peter Lin and his wife, Hannah Jin. It opened May 2025 on […]
Book Review: Jeanette McCurdy’s I’m Glad My Mom Died
By Daisy Bhatt, 2028 I was recently recommended I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennet McCurdy, and though I don’t normally read autobiographies I was […]