By: Timothy Dolan, Advisor Following the rousing success of Bedford High School’s spring musical Mean Girls, an investigation was opened into rumors that the faculty […]
Month: March 2025
Freshman Boy Intentionally Picks Up After Self
By Timothy Dolan, Advisor Tuesday April 1, 2025, 1:08 PM A mere 53 minutes after carelessly tossing three Wrigly’s Doublemint wrappers and a damp, sticky […]
Top 5 Perfume Scents for Introverts
By: Isabel Gittins, 2027 Have you ever been to a family barbecue that has become a little bit too awkward? You and your distant aunt […]
Four Guest Speakers Appearing at the Next School Panel
By: Zoe Rodriguez, 2028 Four guest speakers appearing at the next school panel! Who are they? Special announcement! There will be a panel during the […]
BREAKING NEWS: ChatGPT Has Retired; “I’ve had enough”
By: Jasmine Antriasian, 2027 AI sensation and global data hub Chat GPT has announced its retirement. After just under three years of working, it told […]
Varsity Block Blast to be Newest Spring Sport
By: Ayah Rizk, 2027 As the spring sports season begins, Bedford High School has created its newest spring sport, Varsity Bockblast. In order to be […]
Behind the Scenes at BHS’s Mean Girls
By Taevy Malone, 2028 The BHS Spring Musical this year was unlike any other, with a performance of a High School version of the iconic […]