By: Isabel Gittins, 2027
- Filet Mystique
Have you ever been to a family barbecue that has become a little bit too awkward? You and your distant aunt both reach for the ketchup bottle at the same exact moment, causing you to strike up a forced small talk? Try one of the most highly advanced meat scented fragrances to make your aroma at the next barbecue match your meal! Scents vary from rotten steak tips to expired wagyu, to decaying filet mignon, keeping you content and isolated at any unwanted gathering!
- Eau de Broc
The essence of this green, bountiful vegetable takes us back to our childhood, filled with utter disgust towards it and its taste. Here in this newly developed fragrance we embrace the horrible yet indecible smell of warm broccoli, giving you the ability to deter those pesky vegetable haters. With just one spray of the Eau de Broc, you can guarantee yourself a secluded personal table in any back of a bustling restaurant.
- Sewer Serenade
After a long night out in the city, having to deal with people looking in your direction and following you along the sidewalk can get annoying, and terrifying. But one element that everyone steers clear from on the street is the rising smoke and its wondrous aroma from the manholes. We were able to bottle up this wonderful scent into an easy access travel serenade, that you can indulge in on your nightly city walk. No one will ever follow you down those alleys ever again!
- Fume de Cheveux
That indescribable feeling when music is blasting, and makeup products are askew across the bathroom. Your perfect makeup look is almost done, along with you perfectly curled hai-. Oh well! Even when one curl burns off that is no reason to delay your plans! Now not sure how to complete an outfit and cover up your barbaric blowout? Look no further, and try out the Fume de Cheveux, that nostalgic scent of getting ready a little too quickly, that will always fail to turn heads when you’re out with your one and only friend!
- L’Oeuf
The early morning rush that every parent dreads. Getting your kids out the door, and finding enough time to make a solid breakfast. Then the horrible realization comes to mind that the old eggs are still left in the fridge, creating a horrific aroma. But now, thanks to our indecible fragrance scientists, the perfect scent for a busy working parent has one to light highlighting that impeccable breakfast stench. Spice up your morning routine with just one spray of L’Oeuf, and it is guaranteed that your kids will leave you alone in the morning!
